I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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