Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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