How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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