I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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