Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
