Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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