he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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