I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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