what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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