She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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