The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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