You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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