have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
