I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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