I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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