No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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