Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
