Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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