Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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