Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
This is my gift to your gina
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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