I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
