Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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