so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i think i scared a bird with my dick
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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