Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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