I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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