problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Randomize
