a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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