The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
she peed on how many people?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
