she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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