explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
