Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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