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(856): View more from New Jersey

the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed

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(917): View more from New York City

she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."

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(786): View more from Florida

And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.

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(813): View more from Florida

So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3

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(940): View more from Texas

This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.

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(585): View more from New York

Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.

(920): View more from Wisconsin

The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness

(262): View more from Wisconsin

Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty

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