ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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