so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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