no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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