Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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