well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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