Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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