we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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