When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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