Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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