That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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