just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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