who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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