He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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