apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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