Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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