White coat. Heels.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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