i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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