I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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