stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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