You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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