yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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